HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.
2. Keep only cheerful friends.The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever, even ham radio. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's family name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND, ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Naughty Little Chintu!!!
Little Chintu came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a Cycle for my birthday.
Little Chintu was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Chintu's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a Cycle for his birthday.
Little Chintu, of course, thought he did.
Chintu's mother wanted Chintu to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Chintu, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to Krishna and tell him why you deserve a Cycle for your birthday.
Little Chintu stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write Krishna a letter.
**************
Letter 1
Dear Krishna ,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a Cycle for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Chintu
**************
Chintu knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.
**************
Letter 2
Dear Krishna ,
This is your friend Chintu. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like A red Cycle for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Chintu
**************
Chintu knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
**************
Letter 3
Dear Krishna ,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a Cycle for my birthday.
Chintu
**************
Chintu knew he could not send this letter to Krishna either. So, Chintu wrote a fourth letter.
**************
Letter 4
Krishna ,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a Cycle for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Chintu
**************
Chintu knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a Cycle.
Now, Chintu was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to temple.
Chintu's mother thought her plan had worked, as Chintu looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, Chintu's mother told him.
Chintu walked down the street to the temple on the corner.
Little Chintu went into the temple and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Chintu bent down and picked up a statue of the radha.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Chintu began to write his letter to Krishna .
**************
Letter 5
Krishna ,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
CYCLE!!!!!!
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
Mom, I want a Cycle for my birthday.
Little Chintu was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Chintu's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a Cycle for his birthday.
Little Chintu, of course, thought he did.
Chintu's mother wanted Chintu to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
Go to your room, Chintu, and think about how you have behaved this year.
Then write a letter to Krishna and tell him why you deserve a Cycle for your birthday.
Little Chintu stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write Krishna a letter.
**************
Letter 1
Dear Krishna ,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a Cycle for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Chintu
**************
Chintu knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.
**************
Letter 2
Dear Krishna ,
This is your friend Chintu. I have been a good boy this year and I
would like A red Cycle for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Chintu
**************
Chintu knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.
**************
Letter 3
Dear Krishna ,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a Cycle for my birthday.
Chintu
**************
Chintu knew he could not send this letter to Krishna either. So, Chintu wrote a fourth letter.
**************
Letter 4
Krishna ,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a Cycle for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Chintu
**************
Chintu knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a Cycle.
Now, Chintu was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to temple.
Chintu's mother thought her plan had worked, as Chintu looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, Chintu's mother told him.
Chintu walked down the street to the temple on the corner.
Little Chintu went into the temple and up to the altar.
He looked around to see if anyone was there.
Chintu bent down and picked up a statue of the radha.
He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the temple, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Chintu began to write his letter to Krishna .
**************
Letter 5
Krishna ,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE
CYCLE!!!!!!
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